May 1, 2009

blood

obviously i am very busy at work today.  i went off the pill last month after being on it for almost 10 years (!!!!!) and so this will be my first non-pill period.  so far i’m on day 28 and haven’t had any hints of one arriving.  i’m sure my body is just confused… like “what?  i have to have a real period now?  how do we do this again?  give me a sec i need to think”.  also, my pms symptoms have been pretty much banished.  whereas before tim hortons commercials made me cry and seeing a pile of dirty clothes on the floor sent me into a murderous rage… i don’t really feel much of anything.  i like it!

and since i obviously do not want kids (HATE KIDS) i am now the owner of a copper iud.  i had it inserted on march 13… friday the 13th… which was probably a bad move on my part since every medical procedure i have done always ends up being the worst case scenario.. the one the doctors tell you only happens to 5% of people.  yep that’s me every single time… i should have known better.  i couldn’t really think or talk about the procedure for a good month without dry heaving or crying but now that all the problems have been resolved and everything seems good to go down there i may be ready to write about it.

i do have to say that not having to take a stupid pill everyday at the same time is nice.  i don’t need to think about birth control anymore and i’m sure my body is thanking me for not continually pumping it full of hormones.  i’m sorry body… i am done.  i am just not looking forward to 3 years from now when this one comes out and a new one goes in… kill me now.

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